If I haven't already mentioned it a million and one times, I'm not from New England; I'm from the suburbs of Chicago. That being said, I was thinking today that in another few years I'll have lived in MA for as long as I lived in Chicago. How weird is that?
My family isn't even the tiniest bit Irish, but every year on St. Patrick's my mom would make corned beef, cabbage, potatoes and serve rye bread. We always had some sort of shamrock cupcakes for dessert. In high school I became a vegetarian so it was pretty much just a shamrock cupcake for me along with a bowl of cereal.
The first year that the Big Giraffe and I were married we were so caught up in school and our jobs that we just forgot about St. Patrick's Day. Seeing as he's just as Irish as I am, it also wasn't a high priority. Instead of making a corned beef, we went out to an Irish restaurant. Not surprisingly, there are quite a few around here.
I was completely psyched when I saw that Gray Corned Beef was listed on the menu. I hadn't eaten corned beef since high school and I was actually looking forward to it that evening. I should have been suspicious when the waiter brought malted vinegar and mustard. I think I probably raised an eyebrow, but just figured that people put mustard on corned beef sandwiches so maybe some people slathered it on corned beef brisket as well.
Finally the moment arrived. I could see the waiter carrying our plates to our table. I could almost taste the corned beef already. He put down the plate and then said he hoped we enjoyed our dinner. I pulled out my fork and knife and looked down at my plate...and was absolutely convinced there was something wrong with my corned beef. It was gray. Umm...where was the bright pink processed meat color? Then again, I hadn't eaten corned beef in about 10 years so maybe I didn't remember what it looked like. Except that I was pretty sure it was a revolting bright pink color hence one of the many reasons I had stopped eating meat in the first place.
I called the waiter over and explained that I obviously had a bad piece of meat. He looked taken back. He explained that it was gray corned beef. Yes, I had read that it was Gray's corned beef on the menu. What was wrong with this waiter? Was it because they had dimmed the lights in the restaurant.
Well, it wasn't Gray's corned beef like Hebrew National Hot Dogs or Oscar Meyer Bologna or any other nitrate filled meat. It was a type of corned beef apparently very popular in New England called gray corned beef and the reason that it's not red is because they don't use nitrates. Figures New Englanders would have their own type of corned beef! I'm kidding!
I have to say that it wasn't too bad, but I definitely prefer my day glow meat on St. Patrick's Day. Today I thought that I had accidentally bought one and I wasn't too thrilled about it since I really only eat corned beef a couple times a year. I was explaining to Sally HP how I was concerned about it and since she's not from here we had the whole conversation about what gray corned beef is. In fact there was even article in the paper today explaining what gray corned beef is. A quick google search revealed that many bloggers outside of New England are envious that they can't have gray corned beef on St. Patrick's Day.
Hmmm....I wonder if in a few years when I have lived here longer than I have lived in Chicago wheter I'll prefer the gray corned beef? Then again, I have found myself in the past year slowly working my way back to being a vegetarian so I suspect that by then the only part of my St. Patrick's Day meal that I'll be enjoying is the shamrock cupcake. That really is the best part of it anyhow! Let's just hope that the Big Giraffe got my message asking him to pick some up on the way home from work since I forgot to get them.
A. Elliot's Lesson Learned: New Englanders really do have their own type of corned beef. Labels: Humor (at least Attempted) |
Mmmmm.. shamrock cupcake.