Before I had kids, I decided to do Weight Watchers to shed a few pounds before trying to get pregnant. It worked although not all of the tips were as great as I had hoped they would be. One of them was to only buy candy that you do not like. That sounds like a good plan. If you don't like the candy then you won't eat it, right?
Fabulous! I had debated the whole idea of handing out stickers, goldfish crackers, or playdough. I realized though that the problem was that we only get a handful of trick-or-treaters so I would end up storing all the extras. Alright really I would store the extras then proceed to forget about them and then buy new ones the next year etc etc. By the time we would be ready to move, I would be discarding old Halloween treats left and right. I used the tip and it actually worked and I've been doing it ever since.
This year not so great candy once again sounded like a good comprise. That way the Big Giraffe could take the leftovers to work the next day like he's done in years past. Phew. Except that little trick might not work when Halloween is on a Friday...or when your husband is telecommuting for the week following Halloween particularly when you have a grand total of one trick or treater. I tried to convince him to take the whole bowl, but I think he thought I was a crazy person and got scared. I saw him glance at his dad a couple times. Plus I was eating one of the pieces of the candy as I was handing him the bowl to him. Yeah, the end result may just be that you end up eating a lot of Halloween candy that you don't like while trying to convince yourself that it tastes like a Snickers. Yeah, that just doesn't work well either. Nor does asking your kids to bring back a Snickers bar for you. Next year I'm either getting better candy or digging up a costume for myself so I can trick or treat at the neighbors!
A. Elliot's Lesson Learned: Eat a few pieces of Halloween candy that you really like on Halloween or you may eat many pieces of Halloween candy you don't like.
Labels: Holidays, Humor (at least Attempted), Mom-Care |
I buy just a few full-sized candy bars to give out since we only have a few trick-or-treaters each year. At least then I'm not stuck with a half a bag of candy that I'll eat.
Although my kids brought home a ton of candy that I'll probably dip into anyway.