I knew I was old when I was excited we got a new washing machine.

 

hey, new mops are certainly more exciting than old ones!

 

Oh I LOVE that you got excited over a new mop. Cause that just blows my "you know it's sad when..." out of the water and I feel all cool now.

"You know it's sad when...you and hubby get very excited about the new shopping surroundings and routine, because a new Wal-Mart opened nearby."

 

I was excited the day I picked up my new Dyson. And then when I used it for the first few times, because you know, it actually did what it was supposed to do and sucked up crap. But then the novelty wore off now that I use it all the time.

Congrats on the new mop - I need a good one - mine doesn't seem to work all that well. Or it could be because kids seem to spill stuff 2.4 seconds after I finish cleaning the floor.

 

Okay, Alex, so the mop thing IS a bit sad, but all the potty training successes would have me whooping and hollering!

 

I would've been very excited to have a new mop today. We had a bathroom floor that needed a mop but one was nowhere to be found. Where could a mop go?

 

No fair taunting me about the exciting prospects! Want to know more!