Coming soon to a store in Massachusetts: Adventures in trying on a wetsuit starring yours truly. That's right. I will be "diving" into this whole new world where apparently I need Pam and Body Glide. Yes, that would be Pam like the cooking spray Pam and yes that would be after I purchase the wetsuit. That would also be for greasing up to help ease on the wet suit. Fun. I'm sure trying it on dry will be quite the adventure. Unlike Kami, I will not be posting pictures of myself in my new outfit. Thankfully my spinning instructor warned me that one of the brands is called Orca so that I won't get offended and think that someone is telling me I needed a whale size suit. According to this hilarious book I'm reading called Slow Fat Triathlete by Jayne Williams, having a triathlon wet suit will make me feel like I have super hero powers. I wonder if I wear it to the grocery store with my kids if they'll listen better...
A. Elliot's Lesson Learned: An orca suit is not just for whales.Labels: Exercise and Fitness, Mom-Care, Toys / Clothes / Gear |
Hahahahah! I won't soon forget that -- an orca suit isn't just for whales...
Crack me up, you!