One day I will be a better parent. In fact I can already tell you when it will be; precisely three years from now. As I gaze into my crystal ball, I see my younger son (YS) coming home with his preschool progress report. Next to "knows phone number" will be a "G" for good. Not a "W" for working on it because I had no idea that phone numbers were something a four year old should know. As I've complained to the pediatrician, it would help to get some sort of check list of important skills that my child will be expected to know before the doctor's appointment or school term in which they are evaluated. Whether it's sitting up or saying the Pledge of Allegiance, at least I would know because frankly the only thing I hear from OS about preschool is what snack OS ate. If I really push it, I may hear a couple words about a story that was read...not the title though!
I understand the rationale that it's important for a child to know the phone number in case of getting lost. Of course that begs the question, what number should children know? I overheard another preschool mom describing how she lost her daughter in the parking lot of a restaurant. Apparently the little girl had gone back into the restaurant. Calling her home wouldn't have flagged her parents in the parking lot. Perhaps by the time YS is in preschool there will be a line item on the progress report evaluating whether a child "knows parents' cell phone numbers."
Don't get my wrong. I think knowing the home phone number is important but I suspect that many times when kids are lost, it's out in public with their parents.
In the meantimes, I can just file this knowledge with what I have learned about valentine's cards, preschool gifts and birthday parties. Yes, OS. Your brother does have it made! On the other hand, he won't have nearly the free time you enjoy at 4 because he's going to be busy making valentines and memorizing phone numbers.
A. Elliot's Lesson Learned: Four-year olds should know their home phone numbers.Labels: Humor (at least Attempted), Preschool |
The girls didn't need to know their phone number before preschool, but apparently they did before Kindergarten. Meenie came home and told me she had her Kind. eval (well I coaxed it out of her from bits and pieces she mentioned) and that she needed to know her phone number. She repeated it back to me minus one number, which is 6 numbers MORE than I thought she knew.
But yes, even my 6 year old doesn't know my cell phone number!