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Saturday, April 05, 2008

Pregnancy Naivete

Dear Expecting Couples at Babies R Us,

Yes I noticed you looking at my boys and me as you were registering I also just happened to catch the look of horror on your faces as you watched my boys. The look that you exchanged with your partner did not escape my attention.

I just want to assure you that I was once in your position. I remember being pregnant and imagining what my kids would be like as my husband and I registered at Babies R Us. I pictured how sweet they would look in the different cute outfits. I pictured how cozy they would be when snuggled into their new strollers. I pictured them gurgling happily in their new carseat. I did not picture them taking apart the stroller display.

You can take solace in the fact that your child will probably not get into the stroller display. Now that you have now been warned, I am confident you will make sure of it. They will find something that you too have not even imagined.

A. Elliot's Lesson Learned: Prospective parents have no idea what they are getting into.


Dear Babies R Us Employee,

I appreciate the time you took to ask if I had any questions about the strollers. I am concerned about an assumption you made. I know that I have found myself as an adult realizing that I had "missed a step" growing up like not knowing that Greek yogurt existed. You and I are not alone in this. I would like to share a little lesson I tell my boys that I think you would find very comforting. Boys can like pink. I know it's shocking. You better brace yourself for the next part: girls can look blue. Finally this one, some boys don't like blue and some girls don't like pink. You can see now why my younger son had no interest in sitting in the blue stroller you suggested but instead wanted to sit in the identical pink stroller you didn't realize you were blocking.

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posted by Alex Elliot @ 7:59 PM   9 comments
9 Comments:
  • At 4/05/2008 9:32 PM, Blogger Kami said…

    Oh so true Alex... I was the pregnant lady... now I watch by happily as my kids destroy Toys R Us. If they are occupied and not bothering me, then it's all good, right?

    ;-)

    My 6 year old son loves pink. I have to catch myself almost everytime to not say but boys can't like pink. It's like I was brain washed or something!

    Someone once said to me, "Pink is a legitimate colour."

    :-)

     
  • At 4/05/2008 9:52 PM, Blogger Heather said…

    My son likes pink too! It IS a nice color after all.

    I like to laugh at the obvious first timers. Yeah, their kids will do something worse!

     
  • At 4/05/2008 10:16 PM, Blogger super des said…

    In Victorian times, it was switched. Boys wore pink and girls wore blue.

     
  • At 4/05/2008 10:18 PM, Blogger Ladybug's Picnic said…

    My daughter's stroller is navy blue and red. So is the double stroller we're about to buy (for the TWO GIRLS!).

    About a month ago, a horrified, eye rolling pregnant couple watched my daughter fling herself onto the floor at Pottery Barn and throw a colossal screaming tantrum. I just laughed (maniacally) to myself and thought, "just wait...just you wait!"

     
  • At 4/05/2008 11:09 PM, Blogger Suzanne said…

    Often I think that the reason I am not having kids is because I know too much about how it really is to have kids. If people didn't delude themselves into thinking that their children will always be cute, well-behaved, sweet angels, the human race could die out! So good for that couple and their obliviousness. And then good luck to them.

    As for the employee, you know how I feel about that. It completely amazes me how much value society injects into pink and blue. Scary.

     
  • At 4/06/2008 9:14 AM, Anonymous Jane said…

    I am not a pink girl. I don't like pink, I rarely wear pink, and the only reason I avoided nasty employees pushing pink stuff at me is because I have boys. My favorite color is blue, my OS also favors blue. My YS, who knows, he seems pretty flexible so far (probably because he's never had the blue his brother keeps for himself).
    I don't think I've ever told my sons that pink is for girls, but I think someone ought to tell me that pink is a legitimate color, maybe I'd give it a chance!
    On the other hand, my sons are always perfectly behaved and have never, ever raised eyebrows with their tantrums or screaming (ROTFL).

     
  • At 4/06/2008 7:01 PM, Blogger painted maypole said…

    ahhh... those days of dreaming in babies r us...

    ;)

     
  • At 4/07/2008 2:45 PM, Blogger Sally HP said…

    Oh My God! The laugh I needed today!

     
  • At 4/07/2008 2:58 PM, Anonymous Chantelle said…

    Your kids are great. Perrin seemed very interested in a pair of pink flowered boots when we went shopping. Too bad they didn't come in his size and he got brown.

     
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