There were quite a few times in the 4.5 years since my older son (OS) was born, that I thought that I had hit the absolute worst part of parenting- sleepless nights, temper tantrums, the 4 year old attitude. Maybe that's a tad bit of an exaggeration; playing in the toilet was by far the worst. Then last week I thought I had found something even worse that "potty play" - administering eyedrops.
Giving my older son (OS) eye drops was similar to putting the cats in their carriers.
| Putting Cats in their Carriers |
Administering Eye Drops to OS |
- Perform a "cat scan" to find the cat(s). It works best if they are sleeping.
- Close any doors to the room.
- With the carrier in my hand, creep up on them in a James Bond-like fashion and then pounce.
- Some hissing and scratching ensues.
- While trying to avoid being bitten, wrestle the cat into the carrier.
- Feel exhausted while receiving dirty looks, a hiss, and a look of betrayal.
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- Scan for OS. It works best if he is sleeping.
- Close any doors to the room.
- With the eye dropper in my hand, creep up on him in a James Bond-like fashion and then pounce.
- Much hissing and scratching ensues.
- While trying to avoid being bitten, wrestle OS into a position where I can pry his eyes open and administer the drops.
- Feel exhausted while receiving dirty looks, a hiss, and a look of betrayal.
| Neither cats nor boy were interested in hearing that I really didn't want to do this. Whenever the Big Giraffe is around, it at least goes a little easier.
During the follow-up visit to check on the progress of OS's alleged pink eye, I happened to tell the nurse practitioner how traumatic I found administering eye drops. She shared a fantastic tip that works for children and even for adults. Have your child close his eyes and tilt his head back. Put two drops in the corner of each eye. When the child opens his eyes the drops will fall right in without the trauma of seeing something aimed right at his eye and without requiring a wrestling match. You can do the same thing for yourself. If your child is really young, wait until right before he wakes up in the morning or from nap time and apply the drops in the corner. For the night time dosing, you're on your own.
I cannot emphasize enough how well this little trick worked with OS. He became far more comfortable with the process. Eye drops ceased to be a huge trauma, leaving me with a happier child and with more energy to deal with other traumas such as keeping OS calm when he wants to sit in supplant my younger son (YS) from sitting in the stroller. Unfortunately, I have not found an equivalent tip for putting my cats in the carrier without hissing, scratching, biting and whining. Hmmm...maybe not the last one.
Nurse Practitioner's Lesson Learned: Administering eye drops to a child or adult with eyes closed averts a lot of discomfort, wrestling matches, hissing, scratching, biting, and whining.Labels: Child Health and Personal Care, Humor (at least Attempted), Pets and Animals |
Great advice!
.... but couldn't they have told you that before you suffered the scratches and bites? lol