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Wednesday, February 21, 2007

More Things I Never Thought I'd Say



I'm sure you're thinking "What is this?" I have to confess before today I would have said "Why it's a chandelier of course!" Silly me. Fortunately my 3 year old taught me the true meaning of this picture. I had given him 2 pieces of turkey bologna as part of his nutritious lunch and then went into the kitchen. When I came back into the dining room, lo and behold there was a piece of turkey bologna shoved through that little circle on the bottom of the chandelier.

The following conversation ensued:

AE: Turkey bologna does not belong in the chandelier. (Pensive look on my face as I try to remember if either the Big Giraffe or I have ever cleaned the chandelier in the entire 5.5 years we've been living in our house.)

OS: Bologna resting, Mommy. Finish first piece then have second.

AE: Take it down.

A. Elliot's Lesson Learned: Turkey bologna does not belong in chandeliers no matter what your 3 old tells you.

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posted by Alex Elliot @ 10:47 PM   6 comments
6 Comments:
  • At 2/21/2007 11:58 PM, Blogger SUEB0B said…

    This reminds me of the time a friend bought a huge package of baloney and her toddler got it out of the fridge and helpfully hid the slices all over the house...under the couch cushions, etc. Yikes.

    Baloney resting. THAT is one funny kid.

     
  • At 2/22/2007 12:15 AM, Anonymous Suzanne said…

    Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh man, your kid is a little comedian. Good times.

     
  • At 2/22/2007 10:08 AM, Anonymous happy and blue 2 said…

    I think your son is to be commended for thinking outside the box, ha,ha..

     
  • At 2/23/2007 1:10 PM, Anonymous Keith said…

    That is a very funny story. My wife and I are going to be having children soon and this is a great blog for her to read about being a mother. Thanks for the great blog!

     
  • At 2/23/2007 9:28 PM, Blogger soccer mom in denial said…

    Thanks for the smile. One smart kid you got there.

     
  • At 2/23/2007 11:16 PM, Blogger Alex Elliot said…

    Thanks, Keith and everyone else who commented!

     
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