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Sunday, January 07, 2007

Things I Learned About Potty Training

A few days before Christmas, OS "potty trained" his anatomically correct male doll. "Joshua" peed in the potty chair, sometimes Joshua had accidents, and Joshua even managed to have a bowl movement in the potty chair courtesy of some brown mustard that I squirted in the potty chair and on Joshua's bottom when OS wasn't looking (I told him that Joshua had requested some private time in the bathroom.) After a couple of hours OS placed his diapers in a box and wrapped the box up with Christmas paper and ribbons. We had cupcakes. OS had a candle in his cupcake and we sang "Happy big boyunderwear to you..." Then we placed the box under the Christmas tree for Santa Claus. OS had some big boy underwear already, but Santa Claus left him a tons more under the Christmas tree. Here's what I've learned about potty training:

  1. Make sure to put the anti-sliders on the potty chair. Otherwise your child can scoot in his potty chair to chase the dog and have a bowel movement at the same time. OS was so busy chasing the dog he didn't realize that he had "gone". He was surprised by this, and we were surprised by how fast he could move the potty chair.
  2. Apparently the penis guard that is supposed to prevent pee from splashing out has no purpose. Not only does OS hate it, but the potty training resources we read said the guard can be physically and emotionally traumatic to young boys, so it should not be used. Great, another piece of clutter for our house. Anyone want a free penis guard?
  3. If your trash contains paper towels used to clean up pee, take the trash out right away. It's amazing how quickly pee can start to smell.
  4. It's back to waking up every few hours at night. No, it's not the baby who's waking up (well coincidentally sometimes it is), it's OS who's now very aware that his overnight pull-up is wet, yet not physically able to wake up before he wets himself
  5. A child knocking on the door to tell you that he's wet can really interrupt any "romantic activities" going on in your bedroom
  6. Ironically the same child can hold it for 10-12 hours during the day. Yes, I know that certain hormones have to be present for children to be able to make it throughout the night and it's a matter of physically maturation that can not be hurried along, but it still seems ironic.
  7. I have given in to bribery.
  8. As much of a pain as potty training has been, I am so glad I waited until OS was 3. It only took a few days. At least he's trained during the day.

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posted by Alex Elliot @ 11:21 PM   2 comments
2 Comments:
  • At 1/08/2007 5:29 PM, Blogger Linus said…

    The things we will do for our children ;)

    I, too, ended up waiting until after my son's third birthday. We had a couple of attempts before that, but he just wasn't ready.

    When he was ready, however, it literally took a couple of days and he hasn't had an accident since - including at night!

    I hear you about holding it all day. My son is the same and if we forget on the weekend to remind him to go when he wakes up he'll go until almost lunch and have an urgent run to the bathroom for release.

    When they're ready, they're ready. That's why I'm not rushing my two year old just yet. It makes it easier on everyone.

     
  • At 1/09/2007 10:20 AM, Blogger Suzanne said…

    I think three is a perfectly fine age to potty train. Why not wait until kids are ready? Much less trauma for everyone involved.

    Also, I would like to know what the heck a penis guard is. It certainly sounds emotionally scarring.

     
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