I have to admit that in the 3 years I've been a mom, I have found myself saying things that I never thought I would say. Here's an example that happened today:
Me: Stop flinging pee on your brother!!!!!! Older Son (OS): (laughing) Younger Son (YS): (happily playing on the floor oblivous to the droplets of pee, but looking at his brother with a big smile on his face)
Scenario: OS has decided for whatever reason not to point himself down when using the potty chair which is located in our living room. Thus half of the pee has gone into the potty chair and half has formed a puddle on the floor. OS uses his underwear to try to wipe up the mess and in the meantime somehow decides it's funny to spin the sopping underwear around his brother's head.Labels: Child Health and Personal Care, From the Mouths of Babes, Humor (at least Attempted) |
Yuck! What's with boys and no aim? I'm constantly cleaning up pee on my bathroom floor.