Yes, that's right there's been some unauthorized potty training going on in our house. It started a week ago when my husband was giving our older son (OS) a bath. OS got fidgety and my husband realized he was about to have a bowel movement. He quickly pulled OS out of the tub and sat him on our never been used newly acquired potty-chair. Within a minute the potty chair had been christened and we gave shouts of great joy as if some true miracle had occurred, like my son proving he can fly. OS was thrilled to flush his poop down the toilet and wash his hands. I put a sticker on the potty-chair lid for a job well done. Then I thought to myself "Let's hope that doesn't happen again."
Yes, you read that right. I, A. Elliot, am not ready for my child to be potty trained. Yes, cleaning up dirty diapers is disgusting, but let's be honest, better a dirty diaper than a peed-on couch. What flashed into my mind when my child pooped in the potty was not "Thank goodness - we're almost done with diapers," but images of a cart full of defrosting groceries that I will have to abandon to take my child to the disgusting bathroom in the grocery store which many times is also in a completely dark and sketchy area. I felt shaky. I convinced myself that this was a fluke, and I congratulated myself on calming down and thinking of the months of diapers that were still ahead of us.
So after this happened did I go out and buy potty training books? No, but I did ask my son's pediatrician about it when he had his check-up earlier this week. She said that given the facts that he has a brand-new brother is starting preschool and is a boy (they tend to be slower than girls), I shouldn't even be thinking about it. A silent song of victory was playing in my head. But yet, two days later he wanted to go in the potty. Then again today. Did I mention that I'm not prepared for this at all? So I did the reasonable thing, I emailed my mom's group to ask for real advice. It's pretty much unanimous that I should bite the bullet and devote a weekend to potty training. Ughh. Too bad we have out of town company this weekend (by which I mean thank goodness!!!), but I will have to sit him down (pun intended) very soon and deal with the potty training. All of my efforts to ignore potty training have completely failed to prevent my son from being ready. My aunt put it best when she suggested that I'm probably the only person to ever potty train a child using reverse psychology.
A. Elliot's Lesson Learned: Kids do things on their own schedules.
Labels: Child Health and Personal Care, Humor (at least Attempted) |
Amen!! Kids do things on their own schedules... can we please repeat this to every person in the world who thinks they know when your child SHOULD (or should not) be doing something? ok...just had to vent... now back to your son becoming potty trained on his own. Wow!! I'm thinking this is kind of how I feel about teeth. I'm not sure that I'm ready for my daughter to have them yet... or solid food. Not to be gross, but I'm going to talk about poop. Poop that comes from her being a breastfed baby is not so bad. It actually has kind of a sweet smell. Now I've heard this is not the case once babies are eating solid foods. However, my daughter is showing all the signs she's ready... reaching for food, able to show when she has had enough, etc... so even though I'd like to just wait, I think it is time to move on to the next step. These kids grow up so dang quick!